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Postby dinoman666 » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:44 am

Um, that made no sense. Did you just try and MAKE me attack you? I don't think so. *Shields recharge*
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Postby Iceking » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:46 am

leaps forward and grabs dinoman's neck with bare hands. keeps twisting dinoman's neck to an odd angle until a crack is heard and dinoman's neck is broken beyond repair by hospital staff.
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Postby dinoman666 » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:49 am

*Revives* Now that's more like it! *Shoots IK in head again*
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Postby Hopeflower » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:49 am

-snarls and leaps at KP, twisting his neck until it breaks and shatters his ribs with one well-aimed blow. snaps his legs and arms quickly before crushing his skull and ripping the remains to shreds. swallows the intestines and laps up some blood, crushing KP's bones into dust and pouring acid over the remains-

...

-pads away, jaws and chest fur soaked in blood-

Teach you to mess with Steely's friends. That PISSES me off bigtime.
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Postby dinoman666 » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:50 am

Wow, that was almost as detailed as KP's posts when he kills people. And just as violent.
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Postby Iceking » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:53 am

revives again and and attacks dinoman's shileds until they drop. leaps forward and slices dinoman in half before grabbing his neck with bare hands and twisting it until it snaps with a loud crunch.*i suggest that your godzilla e-wars charecter looks forward to something when he fights gigan in the godizlla e-wars. the gigan i'm using is the final wars gigan and he's a hybrid between the first. one hand is a chainsaw and he can launch those disks from his soulders.*
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Postby dinoman666 » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:55 am

Not detailed enough. Doesn't count. You can't just attackmy shields. And Sangheilios won't be getting his *** kicked. He can dodge most attacks and Gigan isn't the toughest monster ever. *Uses Energy Sword to slice IK into three separate piece, dropping a Plasma Grenade on them and vaporizing them in the explosion*
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Postby Iceking » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:00 am

revives and uses own shields to push dinoman back until he gets slammed into a wall. grabs dinoman's neck with hands and a few minutes later, a very loud crack is heard as the bone's in diman's neck are broken.*well, i have an idea for a creature that can attack your charecter in the water very quickly. what it will be, i won't reveal until one of my current charecters i either in hiding or is dead. your charecter would have problems with my planned creature. plus, sangheilios isn't the strongest monster himself. godzilla could easily beat the**** out of him. *
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Postby C S » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:02 am

....


*Zedalosaurous charges up a beam, his spines glowing yellow and shortly blood red. He unleashes the beam, blowing his head off.*


yep. It was that easy to kill him in FW
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Postby dinoman666 » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:03 am

*Revives* I'm aware of Sangheilios' weaknesses. But he can kick the **** out of the bigger, slower monsters in the right situation. *Teleports away, bored with fight*
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Postby Iceking » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:07 am

walks to the potc rpg and watches the bretheren court meeting take place.
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Postby The Kingpin » Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:09 am

*a Red Tornado engulfs what little remains of the body, returning it to it's former condition*

hmm...alot of anti-plotter feelings, i see...

*pins IK to a wall with 12 inch rusty nails on the palm of each hand, and slowly start carving bits of his skin off*

meh....monsters monsters monsters...that's all you ever talk about...why don't you try and come up with something original. so far, i've seen: a god modded ghidorah, an overgrown monster weed, an alien hunchback with a laser on it's shoulder, a walking pin cushion, a pile of bones with 3 necks, a RoboRaptor from hell, and now what? an uber-Tuna monster?

* impales HF on an arm blade and lifts her up in the air, before using a free hand to pull out the still beating heart, and slowly squeezing it while it's still attached, causing a shockwave of pain go through HF while i slowly start pulling out the veins and arteries along with it, slashing off bits of flesh that get in the way, touching random sensitive vital organs, making them shrivle and burn*

As for you, HF... Answer me one thing: why do you hate the thought of other people making plots surrounding the group, when you yourself cause plots that also do the same thing [effecting other members of the group, actual players, though they may or may not want to be effected]? i mean, you came up with the flood which technically shouldn't have happened on a TROPICAL island, you came up with the capture of the group by Riptide's old friends and Raven's group, you came up with the rampaging Galli bit [which, although amusing, couldn't happen when the cave is surrounded by jungle, which the Gallis would avoid for speed and safety's sake]. and yet, when i come up with a character and make my own plot involving the group [and Darky in particular], you get upset? i don't see the reason. and besides, you and the others are always saying you're bored. im giving you something to solve that little problem. you SHOULD be thanking me for it, not complaining about how someone else's plot is annoying you. plots happen. sometimes it's yours, sometimes it's others'. either way, you should be enjoying it. it stimulates your mind to think of a solution while still sticking within the rules. that's what an RPG is. a plot, some rules, and members trying to figure out how to save themselves from certain aspects of the RPG while still keeping within the rules. and trust me, Hellfire's goal isn't to kill. he intends to make Darky suffer. whatever hurts Darky more, he'll do...but he has his own mental limitations...things he wouldn't do simply because of what it had done to him...for example, ending the life of an innocent [as Darky did to his family]. oh, and as for hurting Steely's friends? well, just so you know, Hellfire's latest attack was planned between me and HG...yes, boredom is cruel...as you've seen yourself when you brought in the Galli stampede, the attack of Raven's pack [which, IIRC, involved some member characters getting hurt, with or without their knowledge]...

*crushes the heart with a sudden squeeze, setting it ablaze, and flicking a switch on the blade arm's finger, exposing large 7 inch serrations on the outer edge of the blade, swinging it aside violently, sending the body flying off, hitting the ground with a soft thud, a gaping 2 inch wide, 5 inch tall hole in the stomach, the body burning, limp and veinless, the veins, arteries and heart having incinerated in split seconds*

hmm...i think im getting soft...and my RPing isn't like it used to be...ah well...i can fix that this weekend...
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Postby Hopeflower » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:56 am

-rolls eyes- For one, I was already in a bad mood. And two, seeing Pitchy attacked made me lose it. I'm still sick, not in one of my better moods, and you expect me to just say "OK, that was random" ?!

-_-

-snaps at KP angrily and keeps walking away-
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Postby The Kingpin » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:01 am

woah woah woah woah woah, hold on one minute...

you're angry? YOU are angry?! well, how's about i give you a bit of news: im not exactly cheery as a kid with a lolly pop either. you're not the only one around here whose sick. a dry cough, stomach ache, headache, blocked nose, lack of focus at occasional moments because of the splitting headache i've had all day. that doesn't mean a thing as far as im conscerned. a lack of gratitude considering im trying to put as much time as possible into the site and making a few more interesting things happen. tempermental members who don't think things over first. trust me, im not sure how you feel, but i doubt you're in a worse mood than i've been in recently. the difference is i rarely bring my own problems onto my site. that defeats one of it's purposes: an escape from the troubles of daily life. and you still haven't answerd my question...

sometimes being honest means being cold, but if it takes that bring one's mistakes to attention to insure they aren't repeated, then so be it. no offences intended to anyone here, but i'd like you and everyone else to keep in mind that on this site, we're like a family. we work together, chat, joke around, ask questions where needed, suggest things, do things that are planned as surprises...etc. nobody stands above anyone else. ranks, as i've said hundreds of times before, are meaningless. it just effects what our duties on the site are. it doesn't mean anyone's more important. you get your turn with plots, then others get their turns. you do something to another player's character they didn't want, don't be surprised if at some point something happens to your characters that effect them similarly to those others' characters, which may or may not be through the same person you effected...


*reappears on throne and watches 300 on a mini screen, whilse sipping a mug of chocolate milk*
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Postby C S » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:41 am

im cold..and my head hur-*dies from seveare confusion and coldness*
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Postby Hopeflower » Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:44 pm

...

You think I'd actually listen to a lecture? HA! Try putting up with fever, head colds, migranes, dizzyiness, lightheadedness, blocked nostrils and three little sisters who just won't give you a break. You'd snap. I snapped.

-snarls and keeps walking away-

All of my little plots? Boredom. Sheer boredom and nothing else.the fire, the flood, the stampede--all boredom. Reality? Who needs reality? I sure don't.
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Postby The Kingpin » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:19 pm

i put up with worse, trust me. 2 bros who have hands that destroy anything on contact [one of them's destroyed about 4 bikes, about 20 sets of Bike tires, 10 scooters and 3 electrical cars so far, and the numbers are still climbing whenever he gets into contact with them], a sister with a filthy [im so much better than you and i have to get all the attention] attitude, screaming and yelling from them over what belongs to who and who deserves more or about how great they are and how bad everyone else is, the constant fear of having something valuable getting smashed by them and being dumped in the mess as the cause, a headache that could be compared to getting one's head slammed through a solid oak door, a stomach ache so bad it feels like someone's got you by the guts and is tying it in knots, the constant feeling that you're going to throw up, never ending thirst, a nose that feels like it's been filled with concrete, the feeling of being completely freezing where everyone else says it's hot and not being able to do a thing to solve it, constant exhaustion, worry about a student at school who seems to be leeching off of me like a parasite. trust me, you don't know the first thing about stress. difference is: i can actually handle it. lock it up. keep calm...until someone pushes me too far.

as for reality, sure, RPGs are to escape reality. but going too far off might end up with flying, fire breathing mutant ducks eating T.Rexes in ISS. or maybe giant uber manatees that eat toothpicks in something like the SHRPG, for example. we need to keep it within certain limitations, otherwise things'll get too crazy and eventually kill the RPG it happens in. and then what're you gonna do? go wreck another RPG somewhere else? you see what i'm saying?
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Postby Hopeflower » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:33 pm

OK, enough with the lectures. I GET it already. Have a little creativity. Sure it seemed like Steely threw a utahraptor, BUT, she was in a situation I found myself in all the time a few years back. trapped by a larger opponent, the last resort is to grab them by the throat, and somehow slam them into the ground. I was 43 pounds, Austin as 96 pounds. he was 5' 7'', I was 3' 5''.

ANYWAYS...

-blows off a random person's head with a well-aimed jet of fire-
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Postby Iceking » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:41 pm

revives and starts pacing about, looking at nearby sword. *i want someone to challnge me to a sword fight. i'm bored."
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Postby TyrantTR » Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:17 am

*Cuts off IK's head with the Hydra Blade then kicks him to the bottom of the site.* Challenge won. Prize plz.
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