RPGTopia E-war

[Doc 42]

*morphs back into human and bows, before kicking what used to be Ik* Lets hope you remember this next time.* Sits on the random fun section polishing blade*

[TyrannoTitan]

*Trying not to crack up*

Very nicely done...Dock...

*Bursts out laughing, still on Search Icon*

[Hopeflower]

-yawns, bored again-

Nothing going on...least I got my dinner to look forward to.

[dinoman666]

Yom Kippur? Or are you not Jewish?

[Hopeflower]

Say wha?

I'm not Jewish...part Irish though

[dinoman666]

Ah. *Shoots IK's body for amusement*

[Iceking]

revives, grabs sword and swings the blade ta an angle that slices off dinoman's right arm, disconnecting bones and severing veins that cause blood to come forth like an ocean. slices off dinoman's left arm, causing more blood to come forth. slice's off dinoman's legs and looks at him laying in a pool of his own blood before slicing off his head, causing yet more blood to come forth and soak the ground. walks to the godizlla unleashed topic and starts to climb up and down posts.

[Doc 42]

What would being part Irish have to do with "Yom Kipper" or being Jewish oh and:
*flings sword into ik, going right into his mouth and impaleing him to wall* Bad Ik *Blood flows down wall spelling: PWNED*

[Hopeflower]

TBH, I have no idea what it has to do with anything..

[Iceking]

revives and pulls sword out.*you still don't understand, do you, doc?* grabs second sword and slices off both of doc's arms, causing his blood to turn the blade's a dark crimson. stabs out doc's eyes and kicks him in the nose before slashing it off, causing blood to drip down doc's face and onto the ground. stabs doc in the stomach and yanks it out before slicing off doc's head, causing the corpse to fall to the ground, looking very bloody indeed. walks to the general movies and walks about the godzilla topic.*now, doc will never know where it is and how it came to be.*

[Doc 42]

*taps Ik on shoulder and punches him in the face as he turns around* DO *Ik goes flying into wall his nose cracked in on itself and his teeth falling out* NOT *Grabs Iks wrists and places foot on his chest* EVER *Pulls arms and kicks with leg and rips his arms off* KILL *Starts strangleing Ik with his arms* ME *Grabs his foot and pulls it up untill its by the back of his head, and his leg is broken* AGAIN *Starts hitting iks head with his foot before picking him up. * OR ELSE* *Kicks Ik in the head, foot going right hrough his face and out the other side*

[Iceking]

revives and looks at doc.*you're never any fun to attack.* walks away and starts walking to the e-war requests topic.

[dinoman666]

*revives* Or me!

[Hopeflower]

-fights hard not to crack up-

Encore, encore!

-bursts out laughing-

[Iceking]

teleports to canada and drags a canadian sealer from his house. drags sealer onto rpg topia. logs off and comes back on with a knife and a baseball bat. *now, i think it's time i've taught you the meaning of the word eco- terorrist.* slams baseball bat into sealer's face until his skull caves in, stabs out his eyes with the knife and slices off all of his limbs, causing blood to form in a pool around him and causing the sealer to scream in agony, logs off and comes back on with a flame thrower. slices sealer open and removes his guts before torching him with the flame thrower. *there, one less sealer to deal with.*

[dinoman666]

Random... *Slices random guy's hand off*

[Hopeflower]

-watches IK with a blank expression-

........

Extremely random.

[dinoman666]

Huzzah to that. I think.

[Iceking]

looks at list again. *now, to teach tiger poachers the lesson.* teleports to india and drags a tiger poacher to rpgtopia. stabs tiger poacher's eyes out and using baseball bat, smashes every last one of his ribs to very small pieces, smashes the poachers face in with the baseball bat, cuts off the poacher's limbs and fingers before cutting him open, stabbing him in the heart and torching him with the flamethrower.

[TyrantTR]

*is standing in on the random fun section.*

YOU SUCK!

*Smiles and waves at IK after getting his attention*