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Postby Iceking » Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:01 am

points sword at ttr.*well, two less animal killers on the list. now, i have just one more person to deal with before i go after a shark finner and it won't be you, ttr.*
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Postby TyrantTR » Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:05 am

...

Your sword is dull...

Pitiful.

I expected better. Animal killers? WTF? I dun think they deerve to DIE. Mabye get thrown in jail.

So judgeing.
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:13 am

That seems fun...

*Teleports away, arriving back in a few seconds, throwing a poacher onto the Search Icon*

*Poacher stands, only to be punched in the face, me swinging around to the other side, lifting his arm, thrusting other hand into his elbow, breaking the arm*

*Swings around again, grabbing onto other arm, thrusting back, tearing the limb off*

*Throws the limb aside, grabbing onto the poacher's head, turning it violently, cracking his neck*

*Thrusts hand forward, piecing his chest, pulling out his heart, crushing it in fist, jumping onto poacher, wrapping legs around his waist, biting onto his throat, jumping back, spitting the poacher's jugular vain onto the floor*

*Backflips infront of Poacher, swinging around, wrapping leg around the back of his neck, slamming him into the ground*

*Pulls out knife, proceeding to skin the poacher, throwing the skin aside as I finish*

TTR, they DO deserve to die, and how I just described would be perfect for the sick ********.

*Lifts the bloody, skinless form of the poacher up, throwing it into the air, kicking it off the Search Icon*

....That or skinning them alive. Both work.
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Postby Iceking » Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:23 am

teleports to the galapagos and grabs a shark finner. teleports back and uses the knife to cut off the hands and fingers of the shark finner before letting him scream in agony. kicks the shark finner in the nose, breaking it and stabbing him in the chest removing one of his lungs. stabs him in the chest again and stabs his heart. throws the shark finner's corpse away.*sharks can feel pain too and shark fining is very cruel.*
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Postby C S » Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:51 am

**** YEA!!

*sails the RC USS Cumberland into te dead shark finner*

that'll learn ya *****....*shoot him with a mini gun*
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Postby Iceking » Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:58 am

watches cs shoot the dead shark finner.*now, i have just one more animal killer to take care of. a whaler.* teleports to whaling ship, drags whaler to the site and throws ten harpoons into the whaler, each one impaling him. uses knife to cut off whalers head and impales it on a harpoon before throwing it against the wall, pinning it there. *let that be a sign to all whalers who kill endangered whales.
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Postby C S » Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:59 am

Correction, All whales...

*sails the Cumberland into the dismembered limbs*
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Postby Shadow » Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:24 am

Cool really awesome fun.

-looks at self-

Pity I'm a tiny Harvest Mouse.

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Postby The Kingpin » Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:14 am

OO! mass slaughter! FUN! :P

*disappears in a puff of read smoke, soon reappearing in the middle of a red tornado, a torrent of captured poachers pouring to the ground in a massive pile*

KILL THEM!

*tornado dissipates and i land on my feet easily*

hmm...i wonder if they know what getting skinned feels like...

*draws an arm blade and waves a hand, bringing down a massive cage over the hundreds of poachers, the steel walls of the massive cage crushing the limbs of some of them*

i knew something was missing...

*drags a frightened poacher out by the leg, swinging him aside, slamming him into a wall, before pinning him down and slowly starting to carve his skin off*

im gonna make this nice and long, just like you did with that poor White Rhino...

*pours a tiny bit of salt over the wound to increase the pain*

maybe a few extras to "spice things up". Lemon, Salt...bit of pepper...some soy sauce, perhaps a bit of tobasco, a tiny bit of ketchup...some Sesami oil...and hey, the lion at the zoo's been waiting for something tasty to show up...maybe you'll make a nice meal... :twisted:
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Postby Hopeflower » Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:41 pm

-looks at Shadow with narrowed eyes-

You need something?!

-flicks him off the Chronicles logo and laughs as he falls-
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Postby Shadow » Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:10 pm

Lands on backside-

Ow.

-Transforms into Black Ninja and dissapears, returning seconds later with a Tiger poacher-

Tigers are my friends....you don't want to know what happens to people who hurt my friends...

-Draws sword and stabs it into poacher smirking as he screams in pain-

-Twists sword round very slowly, maximising the pain, carving his body-

-Thrusts sword upwards. slicing the top half of the poacher in two, before slicing it in half leaving the bottom half of him left-

Holds hand in air, forming a black orb, throws it at legs of the poacher disintegrating them and making the poacher dissapear altogether-
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Postby Hopeflower » Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:30 pm

-snaps fingers and another poacher appears-

...Your kind disgust me.

-sets his pants on fire while unsheathing sword and disemboweling him. black fire appears in one hand. slams blazing hand into the poacher's chest, coming out with the still-beating heart. swallows heart whole, slitting the poacher's throat even though he's already dead. crushes all of his ribs with a well-aimed blow and pours acid over the remains, kicking him off of the site logo and snarling after him-
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Postby C S » Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:31 pm

*The uss cumberland turns into 747 black bird fighter jet and fly to sibreria, shootting missiles in areas that poachers use to plan their sick ways to make money. Jumps out of the jet as the gorilla that can never die and chases a poacher jeep. He tries to shoot at me but i dodge and grab the jeep, ripping it in 2. I grab the poacher, slamming my razor sharp teeth throuh his body. He screams for a second before falling limp. Throws his body to the sibrerian tigers that were being poached.* NOW TO AFRICA TO HELP MY FELLOW GORRILAS,ELEPHANTS AND EVERY OTHER POACHED ANIMAL! *teleports to Africa*
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Postby Stallordasaurus Rex » Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:38 pm

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THIS IS A PRIZE TO DIE FOR!!!!
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Postby Shadow » Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:53 pm

2007 Annual Poacher killing Fest!

Whad'ya think?

-Poachers stands, aiming rifle at me-

Try it.

-Poacher fires rifle, it bounces off me, an invisible shield surrounding me-

Now you must die.

-Blades glow black and a huge spider appears and sucks out the poachers life force before retreating back into the shadows-
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Postby Hopeflower » Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:56 pm

Hell yeah!

-stands up, unfolding wings, and goes into a vertical dive, slicing several more poachers clean in half before pulling up and landing neatly on the bottom of the webpage-
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Postby Stallordasaurus Rex » Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:56 pm

*starts to kill poachers* Come and get me! Drive me to extinction! *sweep kicks them and holds his blade to one of the poacher's throats* One move and the guy dies....oh **** it...*slashes off the poacher's head*
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Postby Shadow » Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:04 pm

I got a better idea!

-Walks to a cage full of poachers and plays Crazy Frog-
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Postby Hopeflower » Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:07 pm

LOL! Yeah, let's do that.

-slices one poacher in half and keeps cutting the pieces into smaller pieces-
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Postby Stallordasaurus Rex » Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:09 pm

*Grabs the pieces and feeds them to he Deinosuchus* BWAHAHA
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