RPGTopia E-war

[Shadow]

-Flames shoot away-

I'm not in the mood, and I'm having my tea now!

[Iceking]

revives and sneaks up behind doc before whipping out a machine gun and firing two thousand bullets, killing him almost instantly. shoots doc's remains for another minute before warping behind hg and using a sword to slit her throat, causing her blood to spray forth.

[Shadow]

-Snores-

My god I'm bored.

[Doc 42]

*appears behind Ik*
Hi
*grabs Ik by the ears ripping them off*
*takes hurley and slams into Iks head, knocking it off*
*head slams into Zeph, blowing right through his chest*
I have done this so many times its not even funny....
*trips Ik up and leaps into air, grabs his arm in mid air and anchors foot on his side*
*tears arm off and swings it round, backfliping towards zeph*
*rams arm through zephs chest and slices his leg off with katana*
*tears off Iks leg with bare hands and switches*
Man I feel ashamed that was the worst killing I have ever done... meh when I get back from dinner Ill destroy you some more, Hf aswell

[Iceking]

revives again and sneaks behind stallo, pulling out sword and swinging it at a 90 degree angle, disconnecting his neck bones. stallo's head falls to the ground with blood spilling out and his right arm gets slashed off, causing a pool of blood to form around his body.

[Shadow]

-Vanishes into the air-

[Zephyr]

I'm gettin really tired of being sliced and diced, i feel like a potato

* start firing blast of dark energy in all direction disintegrating everthing*

* wings unfold fly at shadow *

* stab both swords through his head*

* dig a hole, buried shadows body*

[Hopeflower]

-smirks-

Maybe you ARE a potato.

-stabs sword into ground, amused-

[C S]

i bleed like a tomato...

am i a FRUIT!?

*swims up to a floating log, turns into the mutant shark and uses my spinning jaws to sharpen the log to a point.*

WHEE! I made...a...stake....any vampires around?

[Shadow]

-Body vanishes and I reappear behind Zeph-

-With one swift movement, hacks Zephyr in two then vanishes-

[Hopeflower]

There's KP...

But I think he's more insane than vampire.

-leans on sword-

[C S]

..he looks vampiric. He doesn't go around, sink fangs into peoples necks and being shot at by people screaming a language i dont under stand.

sorry, saw a forighien Dracula movie last night


*waves stake around*

[Zephyr]

* Cuts CS head off blood gushing out*

Hmm... i guess he his a bleeder

* Disitergrates body with dark orb*

[C S]

*Head regenerates*

Now..im pissed.. *shovs stake into my mouth, the pointed end sticking out at zeph. Swim up to his and impales him, the stake going through his heart. Chomps down on his neck and shakes my jaws, dismembering the tendons and body parts fly out in all directions*

[The Kingpin]

*tosses robotic fishing lure into the water, tied to a chain*

this should be interesting....

*fishing lure swims into CS' mouth and tangles itself in his teeth*

a bite already...

*flicks a switch, activating a gigantic crane that pulls CS out of the water*

aaah....looks like we're having shark steaks tonight....

*3 hours later*

aww man...that was one good meal...

*wipes mouth up and cleans fangs before tossing the jaws of CS into the water, the rest of him completely consumed*

now...

*goes to the Dark Throne at the top of the site and starts sharpening blades calmly while watching the bloody mayhem below, seeing IK's head tumble past and colliding with CS' old, decapitated head, before rolling into the water, floating in the middle of bits of Zephyr's shredded body and CS' shark skull*

aaaaaaah....normality...such a lovely sight...

[Zephyr]

* regenerate again*

I'm getting sick of that, one of these days im gonna get it wrong

*flies at HF slicing her apart Then blasting her with a dark orb *

[Hopeflower]

-revives with a bored expression-

....

Was that it? I've seen better on a Cheetos commercial.

-the ground under Zeph breaks open, revealing a pool full of blood-thirsty, slime-coated eels-

Have fun.

-kicks Zeph into the pool and watches the eels start to devour his flesh slowly and painfully-

I love it when people think they can just cut off a person's head here and that's it. Come on, be a little creative! Take KP for an example.

[C S]

*Mutant body regenerates*

*Cells divide and multiply, my skin goes green and lgegs form by rear pectoral fins. Hads form from my front pectoral fins and part of the tip is on my elbows. Skin turns into scales and my jaw bones become dense and large, that you can see the bulge on my skin. Eyes become yellowish withno pupil and an internal eyelid slids over it. Toung becomes forked and my teeth become larger and resemble steak knives. Tail has a spike in the middle of the fins. Hands develop claws. Smiles, showing my new enhanced Jaw features*

Now this...is better than a shark.

*tounge lags out and over the right side of my mouth,skillfully gliding over the sharp teeth and over to the left before residing in my mouth again*

[Zephyr]

* wings spread out and I fly out of pit *

once again im fish food

* rip off eel biting on my arm*

Now what was it you wanted... more, well i hope this will satisfy

* Generate several mirror images surrounding HF *

Happy now

* all duplicates lunge at Hf and skewer her on their swords*
* HF body collapses, all duplicates dissappear*
* Thrust hand into HF's stomach and rip out guts*
* grab HF by collar and throws her at KP*

CATCH!!!

*looks at CS*

What the hell...

[C S]

*Jumps up and smacks HF into zeph*

Never hit a girl dude!

throwing stuff at them is good enough!

*zips out of the water and jumps kicks zeph in the stomch, grabs him and throws him into theair, spin up and smacks him into the water, lands on zeph, sending him sinking. Swims up to him, bites his leg amd rips it off, grabbing it and hitting zeph with it.*


Now i hope you learned your lesson. Even though i ended up killing you..*watches lifeless body float to the surface*