RPGTopia E-war

[Zephyr]

*standing on CS head looking up in water*

You sure showed him

* lean over in front of his eye*

Miss me?

* traps CS in a cocoon of dark energy*

I always have a backup plan

* snap my fingers, coccon begins to consrict around CS and crush him making blood ooze out *

This is what you get for eating me... twice!
Now to get out of here...

* flies off *

Oh by the way, you want live bait tell KP i'm sure he can find a "volunteer"

[C S]

..Ya lost me..

*forces the orb to disperse and uses the momentum to ram zeph into the water.

Lesson one..I am dangerous when pissed

lesson 2, never ever do that again, and 3..you are indeed a potato

*Spits out a barage pf teeths, slice and diceing zeph*

[Zephyr]

Once again might as well mash me while your at it

*regenerate*
* generate duplicates*

All right... who wants fish-kebab

(Duplicates) We do

* all matirealize swords *
* combine energy creating a wave of darkness sending CS flying out of the water*
* All clones and original launch out of the water with all pairs of swords thrusting up at CS and skewering him *
* all fall to the ground crushing CS*

(all copies including original ) We won't lie, you are one tough mother ******

[C S]

*smiles*

thank you. Even though it was OFFENSIVE!

now you DIE!

*Slices up the clones, grabbing a leg and slamming another clone. balls up and spring into the air, sending teeth rain down on the zeph's*

[Zephyr]

(calmly, innocently) All right, all right i'll take it back

* jumps onto CS's face *

Hello, remember this sucker

* pull out grenade*

open wide

* pulls pin crawls into CS's mouth and crawls down into his stomach*

(echoing voice) SAY hello to my little friend

* explodes sending blood covered chunks of me and CS flying everywhere*

* regenerate *

I repeat i hate pulling myself together... one of these days I'm gonna get it wrong

[C S]

*regenerates*

Well, being a mutant, I can never get it wrong. And because my cells are currupted, i can replicate too. But why do that?

*Aims tail at zeph.*

hoped you liked the seconds you had with your head...*Spike flys out of tail, a thin string of flesh follows it and the spike his zephs head, blood splattering onto other objects. Flesh recoils and pulls the spike and zeph as it fys back into place, grabs zeph and pulls him off.*

I will enjoy this..*slices zephs head off and eats it*

[Zephyr]

Dammut now i gotta crawl back in there and get it out

* crawls in again, crawls down*

(echoing voice) Have you seen your stomach, DAM, there is stuff in here that shouldn't even be edible... look at this horse shoes, soup bowl, stainless steel, glass window... need i go on?
(echo voice continues) Ah there it is... ahh would you look at that oh god it's covered in... it's horrible to look at, jeez!!!!!

* Twists head on *

Ugh... im gonna have to clean this when i get out... JEEZ do you know what i just found here, what the hell i'll tell you anyway theres a freakin' propane tank in here.

* bursts out through CS's back*

Jeez you could biuld a city with everthing i found in there.

* Vanish *
( voice from nowhere ) I'm done here

[C S]

*Sticks a hand down my thorught and pulls out a half dgested chocalate bar*

...* eats it*

woah. Its better going down the second time.

[Hopeflower]

-appears behind Zeph and slams him into the ground, one foot in the middle of his back and one hand pinning his neck to the ground-

Now THIS is more like it.

-pulls out an apple and starts to eat it-

Though, no one's ever gotten out of this grip. This is how I earned my reputation in my family.

-stands and lifts Zeph to his feet before hurling him headfirst into the wall-

By being ruthless! -throws apple core over one shoulder-

[C S]

*Lifts out my zoo tycoon 2*

I thought i sold this..*throws it back down and rummages the wonders of my internal being*

[Zephyr]

Oh, HF your back I almost forgot about you

*brushes off dirt*

While CS is distracted with the contents of his stomach why don't we make this interesting.

* drops swords, raises fists*

Let's dance

* lunges at HF punching her in the gut then in the face and sending her flying at a wall *
* teleport behind HF as she's about to hit the wall and kick up sending her straight up*
* teleport above her grab her by the leg and fly at the ground with unnatural speed*
* slam her into the ground creating a crater where we hit*

[C S]

*takes out my todo list from a couple months ago*

COOL!

*reads*

1. I have a todo list? AWSOME! Should write summtin on this...uh...PIE!

2. .....Im not sure

3. ..Is that KP's freaky tornado?

4. Yep, Kp's freaky tornado

5. KP's tornado turned the ocean into a burning wasteland

6. I should mutate in a couple months from now

7. Poke myslef


*pokes self and crosses #7 out*

[Zephyr]

*create dark wall that stands HF up*

Oh come on I'm bored here... CS stay out of this, it's personal.

* flies at HF ducks down then up sending her flying with an uppercut*
* flies up after her grabs her and throws her down*
* Hf crashes down and leaves another crater *
* glide down and stand above her*
* crouches down over her*

Tsk, Tsk, TSk, that wasn't as much fun... oh well

* glove starts charging with energy *
*punch her, cracking the earth beneath her*

(I HAD NO IDEA SHE WASN"T ON WHEN I WROTE THIS)

[C S]

Attacking someone while their not even on?!

*throws up an anvil and it slam zeph into the chronicles logo and sendiing him into the spam websites of the blank universe off the interweb*

[Zephyr]

You know thats probably why it wasn't fun

* smirks*

*Flies back to the page*

Wait tell me you didn't pull that anvil out of your gut

[C S]

..i didnt..mehbeh

I DONT GOTS A PROBLEM!


or mehbeh i do..*pulls out a shuriken and throws it at zeph*

[Zephyr]

* catches shuriken *

How many times do I need to come in contact with your stomach contents

* throws it back, gets wedged in a wall*

Do we have to go through this again?

* swords materealize in my hands *

Seriously... and on top of that, how many times are you gonna eat me before you figure out I'm the cockroach that keeps coming back up the drain?

[C S]

until every one realises the same thing with me

and i flushed a roach ounce


it didnt come up

*Throws up a dvd player*

[Zephyr]

* gags and hurls *

Ugh... i'm okay... I'm gonna laugh though when KP comes and empties out your stomach.

I think it's a bad idea cause i saw the junk in there, i don't know if anyone else has

* hurls again *

You are enjoying all those lost treasures huh?

[C S]

uhhuh

*throws up a chew toy that has teeth marks on it, shark teeth..*

...I- um...*thinks back to when i mauled that chewawa for..emptying on me*

*Coughss it up and it runs off*