RPGTopia E-war

[Zephyr]

I swear CS if you don't quit pulling stuff out of your stomach i'm gonna get all the duplicates i can generate and we are going to slice you into bite size bits.

* glares angrily at CS *

[Hopeflower]

Duplicates? What fun are those?

Watch.

-turns to CS and eyes glow red-

-CS explodes violently, spraying Zeph with guts and stomach contents-

[Zephyr]

* snoring *

Oh i'm sorry something loud woke me up

* looks around *

Oh HF it's just you

[Hopeflower]

-blinks at a blood-covered Zeph who has intestines on his head-

You know what...I forgot that boys are complete idiots. Why do I bother?

-teleports to Chronicles logo and relaxes-

[Zephyr]

(sarcastically) hahaha, you made a funny

* sighs *

anyone can blow someone up... i had to crawl down CS throat with a grenade and blow it in his stomach

* smirks *

I'll see you when you want a straight up fight

* opens door in the edit button walks in and falls asleep *

[dinoman666]

Idiots, eh? *Detonates C4 on Logo, taking HF with it*

Who's the idiot now?!

[Hopeflower]

-head pops up on the other side of the site-

Missed me!

-ducks and teleports to an undisclosed location-

[dinoman666]

...

F*ck.

[C S]

*intestines spring to life and wraps around zepgh, trying to get to the stomach near by. regenerates and growls*

The worsttin that can happen..is hugging a scaly reptile...*hugs HF, sclaes ripping her flesh and infecting the wounds. Kicks HF away and jumps into the water. Coughs up a flamming arrow*

Ah..the memories...*crushes the arrow to small bits*

[Hopeflower]

-is unaffected because my location is UNDISCLOSED-

Hmm...did Cs just run headlong into a brick wall? I think he did.

[C S]

HELL N- *hits the wall*

[Zephyr]

CS your entrails are trying to eat me do you mind

* swords form in hands and i slice up intestines and stomach*

Hey i found THE propane tank!

* jumps on CS and shoves it into his mouth then toss in a fire grenade*

[C S]

*Spit out the grenade into my hand, throws up some tape and tapes the propane tank to the grenade and tapes it to zeph, pulling the pin*

OOPS did mesa do that? *swims off as the grenade explodes*

[Zephyr]

OH SH- * explosion*

* regenerate *

that was screwed up... has anyone seen my ear?

* put out flame on my shoulder *

[The Kingpin]

*tosses ear at Zeph*

CATCH!

*Ear bursts into flames as it collides with the side of Zeph's head, sticking in place*

bullseye...

*crosses legs in Throne and listens to The Godfather Theme*

[C S]

*throws up a fire extiunguisher, biting it and the foam flys out, propelling it towards zeph and knocking his poorly regenrated arms and sticking in place instead.*

that didnt work...*slaps tail on the water, spike flying out and lodging it self in zeph's chest cavity*

.....*the spike flys back into place, pulling zeph with it, tries to catch him but claws imbed into his neck*

.....O....H.....MY....G_ *throws up some salt water, putting out the flames and burning the wounds.*

All better! *watches zeph fall to his knees and then his upper body falls, and he sinks after and other carnivorous fish snack on him*

[Zephyr]

CS... when i get back.... IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!

*fighting off fish*

[C S]

thats what you said before.

*Telekanetically talks to the fishes*

Go for the spine, heart and head

[Zephyr]

* bursts out of water slicing up fish and then landing with fish pieces falling out of the air*

* dark vapor steaming from by body *
* swords matearilize and violently produce more dark vapor *

You done... no... TOO BAD!!

* flies at CS driving sword through top of his skull *
* running along CS spine cutting him in half vertically *
* leap up and slash sword through air sending a blade of energy speeding at CS cutting him in half horizontally *
* flies up higher and repeatedly blasts CS with dark orbs disintegrating him and leaving a massive crater where he was*
* lands safely in center of crater *

You wanna keep going... im up for it, now come out

* swords dissipate, fists begin to steam *

[C S]

*Swims up and sends zeph into the air and repeatably stabs him with my claws and shoots teeth into him*


Need to be FASTER than that..

*Slams tail spike into zeph and falls towards the water while the spike starts to recoil and kicks zeph off, sending him spinning away.