RPGTopia E-war

[Zephyr]

*regen*
* stagger to my feet*

Yeah ... i get that alot... especially from you

*leaps at KP yanks his arm pulling him toward me and i elbow him in the mouth toppling him backwards*

*walks up to him on the ground, blood leaking from my mouth from when he punched me*

*grab KP by his collar and lift him up, headbutt him and knee him in the gut*

Personally i dont give a rats *** about that sort of junk.

*Roundhouse kicks KP down face-first*

* slam the palm of my hand on the back of KP's head smashing his face into the ground*

* kicks him in the stomach sending him sliding across the arena floor and right into the wall*

*cracks knuckles and neck*

[Zihark]

*out of nowhere a hummer comes in and runs over Zeph*
what the?
*reverses over Zeph*
must of hit a speed bump
*runs over Zeph again*
oh well
*throws a gernade at Zephs remains incinerating him*

[The Kingpin]

you two trying to take me on together? well...bring it on...

*leaps to my feet, shaking head to clear my mind after the hit*

i hate it when people need backup just to fight me...it makes it so much less satisfying when i win...

*lifts Zeph's suddenly flattened and incinerated body and crushes it in hand, reducing it to a rock from the extreme heat and then tossing it at the Hummer, the cursed stone blowing the hummer up on impact*

Now...need to clean up this mess...

*damaged bodyparts regenerate and black suit and trenchcoat clean themselves, to the point they look brand new*

[Zephyr]

nice try

*appears in passenger seat kicks Z out the window and takes control of the wheel*

mind if i borrow this i have to go for a little while to pick up my sisters so no one will here from me for a little bit... thanks

* runs Z over twice before leaving*

keep the arena intact while im gone

[Zihark]

*escapes exploding Hummer*
come on dont take it out on my car
*slices KP into many pieces then incinerates the remains with electricity*
safety tip dont leave any remains

[The Kingpin]

*lightning hits the ground right behind Zihark, a person in a black suit and trenchcoat, armed with two Shadowsteel Armblades, standing in the place it struck*

too bad that rule doesn't apply to me...

*spins and swings blades at high speed, walking right into Zihark, slashing him into hundreds of thousands of millions of pieces, the bodyparts burning from the attributes granted to the arm blades*

now for something...out of the ordinary...

*raises hand, making Zihark's burning bodyparts levitate, before sending them hurtling at a bunch of spikes in one of the walls, a thousand million pieces sticknig to each one of them, before being blown to smithereens with the power imbedded in the spikes*

[Zihark]

*regenerates*
wow you really are brutal then again I shouldve known better just by looking at your name
*stabs sword into KPs heart*
oh well
*cuts KP in half then puts remains in box*
hmmmmm what to do oh I know
*puts box in grill barbecuing KP*
*gets a nuke and places next to grill*
I know im going to sufer for this but i dont care
*runs to safe place then detonates nuke*
now thats an explosion

[The Kingpin]

wow...thanks...i was starting to feel cold...just cause my country's surrounded by a desert doesn't mean it's warm here! it's FREEZING!

*walks out of the center of the blast, completely unharmed, having regenerated while in the box and absorbing the energy from the nuke*

now...what to do with you?

*swings one arm blade in hand before letting the safety switch off, making it spin freely before disconnecting it and sending it hurtling towards Zihark, pinning him in the forehead with the enormous blade, to a wall, the blade getting a mind of it's own and slashing Zihark in half*

aah...when you're not in the mood to do it yourself, let your weapons do your work for you...such handy little things, these blades are...

*impales Z on the other armblade while clipping the first back into place and lifting a half on each arm blade before slapping both halves together, reassembling them and dropping the body down before roundhouse kicking Z into an overly comfortable black, plushy chair*

[Zihark]

okay those armblades hurt but whats with the chair

[The Kingpin]

that's the point confusion. now, you just sit right there and relax

*waves of flames begin to incinerate random inactive members as a storm rolls in*

[Zihark]

are u mad about the times i stabed u or are u mad about the nuke:?:
*planing a way to escape*

[The Kingpin]

neither. your knife tickled and your nuke was warm...

*thunder can be heard in the background*

[Zihark]

wow ur really strong but dont worry
*activates a nuke launch button*
I think this should really warm u up
*20 nukes crashed right on top of KP destroying 99.9% of the site*
I just love big explosion

[Zephyr]

* black lightning comes screaming out of the sky forming a hexagon pattern on the ground which then becomes a gateway and i rise out of it Cloaked in my shadow wings which i then spread revealing my dual shadowblades*

* the portal dissappears and i slowly raise my head to see KP and Z*
* my shadowed sunglasses appear on me*

I'm back

Z you die first

* impales him vertically on a 3ft wide wooden pole*
*casts anti-regenerate spell on Z*

now KP its your turn...so your move

[Raptor Llama]

*uses kill all cheat*

[Zihark]

*cough*
i really hate these anti-regenerate spells at least my last nuke should be landing in 5...4...3...2..1
*nuke lands on Zeph incinerating him*
great now how do i get rid of this anti regenerate spell

[Zephyr]

* teleports behind RL and stabs him in half a heartbeat before he can finish typing the cheat*

tough luck that wont work... be glad im more merciful than KP

* traps him inside a metal bull and casts an anti escape spell and disables all cheat codes and keeps them from being able to get reactivated*
*lights a fire under the bull causing the metal to heat up burning RL alive inside*

i lied abiout the merciful thing

[Raptor Llama]

*hacks to make him invinsible then hacks to make everyone's HP 0.*

[The Kingpin]

*walks out of the center of the blasts unharmed, waving an arm and repairing the entire site in under 5 seconds*

Z...you have no idea whatsoever how to hurt people...you're actually pampering me...

*cheat backfires on RL, killing him grotesquely by making his body pull itself inside out and rot*

*pulls Z off of the 3 foot long pole and deactivates the anti-regeneration spell*

i hate it when things aren't set up right....and having Z get violated by a 3 foot pole...ugh...that's just...wrong, dude...

[Zephyr]

haha what is invisible gonna do for you

*blast whole sight with wave of dark energy*

and the hp 0 thing doesnt work here either

the pole ...its middle ages torture