RPGTopia E-war

[Zihark]

my thanks for getting rid of that spell
looks like Zeph is challenging u
ill be going now

[Raptor Llama]

*Grows freedy Couger Claws and cuts KP's head off*

*Grabs a missle launcher and blows Z to smitherens.

[Zephyr]

actually its russian middle ages torture but that doesnt matter

*realize i am talking to myself*

[Raptor Llama]

*stabs a spear through Z's heart*

[Zephyr]

ok first things first

* poors quick dry cement on top of RL*

KP...where are you?

ok apparently KP has an issue with my particular form of torture i have used... and i admit it is a little...disturbing... and i official wont use it agian

instead i'll use other forms

* hangs Z from the cieling by his thumbs*

[The Kingpin]

*body bursts into flames and a demonic roar is heard, before flames disappear, revealing KP, unharmed*

you just made the biggest mistake of your life, RL...

*tosses arm blades aside along with trenchcoat, making them all burn and disappear, before rolling up sleeves*

i WAS planning to knock you around the traditional way...but i suppose this is going to be one of those rare cases where that doesn't work...

*claps hands, making the quick drying cement blow apart*

it seems i require a more...physical approach...

*grabs RL by the shirt and punches his teeth out in one blow, before repeating the hit, wrecking his lower jaw, before hitting again on the right side, knocking what's left of his teeth loose before landing a hit on the left side, loosening the teeth on the other side, before knocking him under the chin, making him swallow the teeth, and headbutting him twice, before dragging him to the wall and slamming him against it, damaging the cartilage in his nose, before slamming him against it again, breaking it off the bone with a vicious crunch, before slamming him against it again, damaging the bone itself, before dragging him over to one of the many staircase banisters and slamming his head against the crystal orb on it, knocking his nose in completely, before dragging him back by the hair and swinging a leg into his own legs, flipping him up and swinging hand down, letting go of his hair as he slams headfirst into the ground, before catching him by the leg and swinging him into the wall again and dropping him, before swinging leg up vertically and swinging it back down on his chest, destroying his rib cage entirely, before kicking, ramming foot into vital organs and swinging it up, lifting the body into the air, before swinging the leg downwards, making the body drop a few inches before meeting the now-upwards heading shoe, that kicks him off and destroys what's left of his ribs*

and don't think it's over...

*grabs RL by the knee and lifts him up, before putting the other hand under the joint and using a leg as leverage to swing his body in against his leg, breaking and seperating his upper leg and lower leg, before lifting him up and punching him in the face, the hit blowing the head to bits and sending the body flying against a wall, before shooting towards him with such speed i'm nearly invisible, grabbing RL by the skin on his now mangled chest and ripping his skin off, letting the body drop to the floor before swinging a foot between his legs, the power of it ripping his body in half*

im only just warming up...

[Zephyr]

* puts on a chefs outfit and slices RL's body to bits and fries it after extracting the blood *
*teleports KP to his throne and makes a table appear in front of him*
* i appear out of nowhere caring a piping hot plate and a wine bottle of blood*

todays dish... baked RL seasoned with the best spices in the universe, and a loaf of hand...my hand

*poors a glass of blood for KP by levitating the bottle as my left hand had been cutoff in the preperation of the meal*

can i get you anything else sir?

[The Kingpin]

hmm...interesting...

*waves hand over food, casting an anti-curse and Poison spell on it, deactivating any and all threats*

hmm...

*consumes it all in minutes*

nice...now...

*respawns RL and prepares to continue*

i have work to do...

*grabs RL by the neck and crushes his windpipe, before poking both his eyes out and roundhouse kicking him against the wall, leaping at him, hitting him in the stomach and making him bend over as he drops to the floor, while i backflip and land silently a few feet away*

i really hate it when people try to annoy me...

*hits RL in the face hard, knocking all his teeth loose and knocking his nose into his face, making RL's face look like it had started to implode, a massive hole where the fist hit, before swinging a leg around RL's and tightening, smashing them at the knees before flipping him over it, making him drop head first to the floor, breaking his neck, before being lifted up by the foot and kicked in the face repeatedly before being thrown at a wall, pinning him to it, the tips poking out and spreading into X shaped grappling hooks, locking his body in place while more spikes poke out of the wall and into his back, impaling anything and everythnig between them and the other side of his body, emerging out the front and letting off jets of flames, superheating the metal spikes themselves and burning RL from the inside, finally casting an anti regeneration and anti death curse*

that'll keep you there until i get back...for now, i have to go...until......the 22nd...

[Raptor Llama]

SDL:AFJA:HJ:ADLF!

*Grabs KP by head and bites into head, blood flowing into mouth*

*stabs KP in the stomcach and collects acid*

*Shoves acid in KP's mouth making teeth rot*

*Takes Bazzoka and fires 9 times in KP's chest*

*Takes flamethrower and BBQ's KP*

*Puts hot tar on TP*

*Puts Feathers on KP*

*brings KP around down while shoving lava down his throat*

*hangs KP*

[Legendary Elite]

Might as well join in on the fun!

*Walks up behind Llama with a shotgun, fires it.*

*Lllama's head goes flying into the wall and slides down it with blood everywhere.*

*Shoves body of Llama out a window and watches as it's eaten by a pack of Velociraptors.*

*Sits down on a couch and watches the 60-inch Plasma TV whilst Llama's body is being eaten outside.*

[dinoman666]

*Transforms into Xenomorph and attacks LE from behind, destroying his skull with secondary jaws*

Man, i was waiting for someone to not be in a fight so I could do that!

[Legendary Elite]

*Regenerates head like in the Men in Black movie and cuts Xenomorph's head off with Energy Sword.*

Didn't see that coming.

*Absorbs the Xeno's acid which splats across me into healthy nutrients.*

[dinoman666]

*Two more Xenos appear and one stabs LE through the chest with tail blade as I revive*

Oh, you think that was it?

[Legendary Elite]

No not really.

*Smiles as I pull out tail blade of Xeno and swings Xeno around and slams it into other Xeno and they go flying into Dinoman and the 3 fly out the window. I run over to yell to them from above.*

Watch out for my pet raptors down below, they can be very vicious!

*Raptors begin calling to each other and then screeching as they leap and rip Dinoman and the Xeno's to shreds.*

Oh you might notice Llama's corpse down there while you're at it!

[dinoman666]

*Raptors' jaws melt from Xenos acidic blood as I revive once more*

Your so-called pets are now useless. Thank you. *Another Xeno appears behind LE and thrusts its claws through the gaping hole in his chest and rips out several of his organs with one grab*

[Legendary Elite]

Hey!

*tries to pull organs back and grapples with Dinoman.*

Those are mine!

[dinoman666]

*Transforms into demon and grabs LE by the throat* You won't need them, so don't worry. *Incinerates LE on the spot*

[Iceking]

transforms into a rajang and watches fight.*can i join in, dm?*

[Legendary Elite]

*Quickly revives and casts Holy Beam on Demon, burning him into ashes.*

Sure iceking, as long as you aren't siding with DM.

[Pyronychus]

*Switchy smirks and twitches slightly as her scales absorb some dark energy and rapidly heat up to 2000 degrees. She becomes engulfed in black flames.*