RPGTopia E-war

[Zephyr]

NO sh*t god NO!!!!!!!!!

KP is here let me out of here!!!!!

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[Zihark]

*Due to the hole still in my brain, is unaffected walks up to Zeph* hey buddy *rips Zephs guts out then grabs his skull* Catch CS *throws skull at CS's head fracturing his skull*

[Zephyr]

*regenrerates*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

run dammit run!!!!

*jumps into a black hole that has been around since i first joined and it close behind me *

[Zihark]

*recovers from the shot in the head* wow talk about a massive headache
I better eat some food *takes out bag of chips and starts eating*

[Zephyr]

* comes back through black hole grabs Z and throws him in*

i'm alive yessss!

* takes a walk in the park*

[C S]

*freezes Zeoh's blood*

Your in time out mister! *freezes Zephs outer body too*

[Zephyr]

sh1t what if KP shows up!


let me out !!!!!!

[C S]

He has alot on his plate, he might not attack. your lucky Zeph. *moves Zeph to KP's throne*

But your still a welcome back present

[The Kingpin]

*massive black tentacles burst out from around the throne and grab onto Zephyr as a massive red tornado hits the ground a little distance away, before disappearing with a lightning bolt striking in the middle of it*

you...idiot...you just doomed the entire site by destroying my chances of passing....

*grabs Zeph by the neck and stares right in his eyes*

you...have now become...the entire site's worst enemy...

*runs an arm blade out and rams it into Zeph's shoulder, pinning him to the wall*

i hope...that you realise what you've done...you should be more worried about the members..i'm still busy with the studying...what i have left...

*flicks blade, dislocating Zeph's arm before slashing his right leg off and roundhouse kicking him over, before stabbing him between the shoulder blades, the arm blade stabbing right through, past the spine and coming out of the chest, the heart attached, turning black with decay*

now...i wish i had the time to spend E-Warring, but for now, i think i'll leave that until the 22nd, when i can actually afford to gratituously dismember people...

*flicks blade, making a key-like serration come out of the bottom, burning into Zeph's inside*

that's an IOU....my style...IOU a slaughter post...

*kicks Zeph off of the blade and waves a hand at the ashes, regenerating the books, picking them up and bursting into a cloud of red smoke*

[C S]

O_O

Sorry zeph...*kicks at his disembodied leg*

[Zihark]

*Comes out of nowhere* i told Zeph not to burn those books but he just had to do it oh well

[Pyronychus]

A white mist swirls over Zeph's dismembered body, growing in size and then rising and condensing into the shape of Switchy. She floats over the body, smirking evily as she sees the bloody pieces littering the site. She turns her head almost completely around to gaze at CS, her body slowly revolving in mid air. Wings and armor gone, she looks extremely slim and bony, with gaunt features and sunken eyes that seem to bore through one's soul.

*Ghostly voice seems to eminate from everywhere, but Switchy's mouth doesn't move.*

I will continue to haunt the e-wars topic for all of eternity... My regeneration powers will no longer work for this body. The dark magic was too powerful...

*Rises slowly up, trailing thin whisps of white ectoplasm. Rises to a height of ten feet before fading into a cloud of mist and disolving.*

[C S]

O_O

Who the **** was that?!

*eats chips*

[Pyronychus]

A tiny whisp of ectoplasmic mist briefly swirls around CS's head as an unseen hand slowly lifts a chip up.

Don't you recognise me? I was much less... dead-looking in life.

The mist fades and the chip drops to the ground.

[dinoman666]

Sweet! A ghost!

[C S]

*calls the ghost busters*

Idiot

[Pyronychus]

*Gray-white mist appears again and hovers in front of DM.*

*whispery, echoy voice.* Technically, I'm a poltergeist because I can do this...

*Mist fades out and appears again behind CS. A whisp of ectoplasm floats over his shoulder and plucks another chip out of the bag, holds it up next to his head, and flicks it at his ear.*

*Disappears and reforms near DM as a transparent mist.*

But yes, I have become a ghost.

[C S]

*vaccumes switchy into anti anti enigma bag*

Now tell pyro to..do something...with you, maybe AC can help get BS *AC runs past me*


-_-...Never mind

[Zephyr]

Dayum!...

*regenerates*

oh snap... Z that was so not worth a pizza i dont owe you anything now

[Zihark]

wow i al most feel sorry for Zeph ........oh well *cuts Zeph's legs off* I suggest you kill him now before he recovers everybody