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Postby Zihark » Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:09 pm

*regenerates*well that hurt *gets sword out and stabs IK 100 times as fastas light carefully not hiting any vital spots, knocks him into the air then jumps up and stabs him in the heart* and for the finally.
*sends 10,000 volts of electricity from his sword to IK's heart, then cuts him in half spliting his head open.* hmmmmmmmm grabs IK's brain then throws it into an oven.*
It wasn't me it was the guy that looked like me.
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Postby Pyronychus » Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:10 pm

Mist appears behind Zihark and quickly swoops into his back. He goes stiff for a second as Switchy takes control of his body. She moves his hand to the control panel and deactivates the force field with the push of a button. Swoops out Z's mouth as an ectoplasmic cloud and rapidly becomes invisible, darting away at unnatural speed and cackling to herself.

*voice from everywhere.*

That was fun. I didn't know I could possess people.
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Postby Zihark » Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:04 am

I hate it when people think they can possess me. and I hate it even more when they actually suceed doing it. *gets anti-ghost spray and sprays it all over switchy making switchy solid.* Now that your solid I can do this to you. *slices switchy's legs off, then the arms, then cuts open the stomach and puts gloves on* this may get a little messy *pulls out all the organs then crushes every single one leaving lots of blood on the ground.*
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Postby Zephyr » Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:49 am

Hey Z whats up

BOOM!!

* Z's head was blown off and as his body fell you can see me holding a mini-DB-shotgun*

Thats what you get for convincing me to burn KP's books

*shoots the body blowing a huge whole in the chest*

and that one was just for the hell of it... :twisted:
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Postby Anaclagon » Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:49 am

* sneaks up behind the other Z and kicks down before grabbing his head and stabbing a hidden blade through his skull, piercing his skull and right into the brain as I rip the blade out before kick your lifeless body away *

Fast and simple :/
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Postby Pyronychus » Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:48 am

*Switchy looks at her destroyed body parts.*

Hmmm...

*Looks into the gash, seeing some bloody, exposed ribs.*

That looks painful.

*grins*

But the good thing is, I'm still dead. Now I'm just a zombie.

*Extends one hand up and places her claws on the bridge of her muzzle, digs them into her skin and draws them down, leaving three deep bleeding cuts.*

*grins again, showing broken, yellowed teeth.*

See? Doesn't hurt a bit... I was better looking as a ghost though...
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Postby Zihark » Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:47 pm

*recovers from all the attacks.* owwww that actually hurt *checks his arm then accidently activates the nuclear launch button* uh oh *nukes come crashing down on the site destroying almost everything.*
......... I swear it wasn't me it was the guy who looks like me hehehe im doomed * runs for his life*
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Postby Anaclagon » Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:51 pm

* appears in front of Zihark with a massive Long Sword in my hands as I impale you through the chest * Nice job...but before we blow up * tosses my sword into the air, your body slipping out from the tip as I juggle you in the air with massive brutal blows before slicing you down the middle, a massive surge of energy coming from my blade as your engulfed in the explosion *
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Postby The Kingpin » Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:53 pm

*snaps fingers, repairing site*


be thankful im not free to respond right now...
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Postby Anaclagon » Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:54 pm

Fine with me * walks away, leaving the cut up, burnt body on the floor *
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Postby Zihark » Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:54 pm

*several packs of C4 come out of my body surrounding Anaclagon, Then the triger is pressed blowing Anaclagon into milions of pieces then I regenerate*
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Postby Anaclagon » Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:04 am

* regenrates *

Kill from the grave huh...

* looks at Z and then darts foward at a super fast speed before slicing both of his arms with my long sword. I then spin around impaling him the chest with my blade before removing the blade and with a swiftmoment, I also decapitate you *

Head shot...
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Postby Zihark » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:16 am

*regenerates*
Hey i need my arms *kicks Anaclagon between the legs* I know thats considered a cheap shot, but this never was a fair fight.
*grabs anaclagon's sword and slices his head off then grabs a golf club and prepares to hit anaclagon's head*ford :!: *Hits his head sending it all the way to the other side of the site* wow im geting good in playing golf. too bad it's still a dumb sport to me.
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Postby Raptor Llama » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:21 am

*rises behind Zihark*

Yo.

*stabs sword through Z's head. Blood spews everywhere*

P0WN3D!
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Postby Zihark » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:26 am

*while RL's sword was still stuck on my head, gets my own swordand stabs RL onthe heart then rips him to shreds, regenerates* owww that hurt *then shocks RL until every part of him got incinerated* I bet that hurt too
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Postby Anaclagon » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:34 am

* regenrates and appears being Z and peirces his chest with a Lighting blade, my arm ripping through your chest * Does my head look like a golf ball...well either way, its time to return the favor. * rips arm out and then crushes your body into a ball, I then throw into the air and take out a bat and swing, your body flying all the way into random fun, cat pictures *
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Postby Raptor Llama » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:35 am

*Grabs spoons*

this will be fun.

*Puts 1,000,000 spoons on Z and turns them on*

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Spoons torchure Z*
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Postby Zihark » Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:34 am

*walks behind Anaclagon* ahhh baseball now thats a real sport but i have to say my favorite sport is *grabs anaclagon and crushes his body like a ball then throws him right at RL's mouth making RL swallow Anaclagon* oh what do you know it's still baseball *gets baseball bat and hits RL sending Anaclagon who was still in RL's stomach and RL flying* oh yeah home run
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Postby Iceking » Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:39 am

snaps fingers and a 200 ton anvil falls on zihark, crushing him.
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Postby Zihark » Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:05 am

*the 200 ton anvil gets destroyed* nice try
*cuts IK's arms and legs, then sticks C4 into IK's mouth and forces him to swallow* see ya :twisted: *kicks IK's body 5,000 ft off the ground then presses the detonator blowing IK into many pieces* cool, fireworks.
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