RPGTopia E-war

[Zihark]

*yawns* wow i'm really tired oh well * lays down on the ground and went too sleep*

[The Kingpin]

*200 ton anvil lands on Zihark*

uh...whoops...should've put some more strings on that anvil...i meant to have it swing into you...

[Zihark]

*anvil gets destroyed* what is with all you people throwing anvils at me
*slices KP's head off* oh im sorry i guess i should be more respectful
*throws KP's remains into an incinerator, watches as KP's remians incinerates*

[The Kingpin]

*Incinerator explodes, bits of metal flying at Zihark, slashing him down the middle*

thanks. i needed that. i was FREEZING...

*walks out, head regenerated, along with clothes*

[Zihark]

*regenerates* I forgot your freezing in the cold right now
*slices KP's body in half* in that case
*throws KP's body into a cold storage room and locks the door, sets the tempature to -100 degrees,then waits a while* i wonder how KP is doing *opens the storage room's door and sees KP frozen* well you dont see that every day *closes and locks door*

[The Kingpin]

*body parts pull together, generating an incredible amount of heat and letting off a shockwave that blows the cold storage chamber apart*

i don't think so...

[Zihark]

*slices KP into 8 pieces, grabs all the pieces* now whats colder than a cold storage room set to -100 degrees.............oh well
*throws pieces high into the air then unleashes a lighting strike incinerating all pieces*

[Zephyr]

* thrusts shadow blade through Z's chest*
* suddenly all clones appear and stabs their swords through Z*

we meet again my old friend...

* all clones pull out their swords and spin around slicing Z to little bite size bits*

*fries them in cooking oil*

free samples! popcorn chicken Z!

[Zihark]

*regenerates* If your going to sell someone as food the least you can do is this.
First you grab the supplies

second you cut the product into many pieces *cuts clones and Zeph into pieces*

Third, you must decide what you want to make your food, in this case roasted Zeph *puts all of Zeph's and his clones pieces into an oven and roasts them*

Fourth, once you finish making the food you plav it in a package *puts all of Zeph's and his clones roasted pieces in a package.

Finally you sell your product *puts package on KP's throne the takes $100 from KP's wallet* thats buisness

[Shadow]

-Red lights swirl around me and I rise into the air, arms spread out, before flying into the ground, an explosion of blood covers the area, as a monstrous, horned demon with a large axe, binded to Chaos in it's hand-

[The Kingpin]

*a massive spike stabs out of the ground in front of the throne, impaling Zihark*


ooh, looks like i had some food delivered

*walks over to throne, completely regenerated and in the usual black trenchcoat, suit and shirt, a silver tie on it*

Fried Zephyr..hmmm

*tastes a bit*

not bad...tastes good

*eats the rest of it*

now...where to clean my....ah. perfect

*walks over to Zihark and wipes oil off of hands and onto Zihark's clothes, before plucking th 100$ bill out of his hand and walking off with it*

it's the site's activation cash you nutter. if i lose that, what the hell am i supposed to use to keep the site running? Moth balls?!

*sits down on throne as spike retracts, leaving Zihark's bloody corpse laying on the ground, a massive 3 foot wide hole in him*

[Shadow]

-Jumps up and spreads wings, flying over to IK, landing and kicking dirt around-

-Snorts-

[Zephyr]

Shadow i havent seen you ub so damn long!!!

*shoots him in the head*

[Zihark]

*regenerates*
that hurt a lot
* grabs a nuke and throws it at KP's throne leaving a giant crater on the site where KP's throne was *
I hate it when I get impaled in the stomach 8 takes out a bag of chips and begins eating*

[Shadow]

-Leaps in the air,hovering over Zeph, then land, squashing him flat-

[Zephyr]

classic...pancake

*laughing wjile im flatteneed*

*regenerates and shoves shadows head into a toilet that appears out of no where and i jam it into the pipes*

[Shadow]

You do realise how big I am?

12 times the size of a person.

-Toilet shatters-

Watch this:http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=miYHfhBXnpM&feature=related

[Hopeflower]

-pushes Dm off a cliff-

I couldn't resist. XD

[Zephyr]

*looks up at shadow*

well you coulda told me sooner now where am i supposed to take a crap?

[Hopeflower]

-unfolds wings and picks Zeph up by the back of his neck-

In the sewers.

-flies off at full speed, and drops Zeph into the sewers-

Have fun with the alligators!

-flies up to site logo laughing insanely-