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Postby Zephyr » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:18 pm

HF i got a surprise for you

* teleports out of sewers and shoves an alligator down HF's throat before tieng her hands and feet with an unbreakable unescapable rope and throws her in a tarpit*

*lights the tar pit on fire*


I AM FIRE KING!!!!!!

* dances around fire*
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Postby Hopeflower » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:24 pm

-watches little sister burn-

Thanks for that! XD

-folds wings and crosses legs inside impenetrable bubble, lounging on site logo-
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Postby Zephyr » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:26 pm

oh sh1t

did not see that coming

meh what do i care

* teleprts into bubble and makes a campfire*

cozy...

*smoke fills up bubble*

oh sh1t bad idea...ack... gasp... choke... blag... hark... cough
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Postby Hopeflower » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:31 pm

:roll:

-snaps fingers and a sttream of water douses fire-

Stupid.

-wings fan smoke away from face-
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Postby Zephyr » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:34 pm

what did i do

*sighs*

*looks around bubble*

*sighs*

* whistles queitly*

*looks around*

*sighs loudly*

* looks at HF*

*sighs*
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now what... :lol:
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Postby Hopeflower » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:36 pm

Now you get out of my bubble. :P

-folds wings-
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Postby Zephyr » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:40 pm

ok
*tries to walk out the buble walls but slides down to the floor as soon as i put my foot down *

* gets up and tries running against the wall but it just spins with every step*

* i trip fall and start spinning with the bubble*

* 1 hour later it stops spinning and i get up*

* light bulb appears over head*

* teleports*

YES I MADE IT

* im halfway stuck in the bubble*

this could be a problem...
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Postby Hopeflower » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:43 pm

-sighs-

Boys...

-rests head on wing, watching Zeph-
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Postby Zephyr » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:46 pm

* stroking chin trying to figure out what to do while unknowngly slipping out of buble*

* looks around realizes im slipping and pulls myself back into the bubble and uses an anti escape spell*

hahah i almost went down on that one but no the bubble thought it could kill me but look whos laughing now... now i just have to worry about...

* eyes widened at the realization of my idiocity*

oh...sh*t
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Postby Hopeflower » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:48 pm

-evil grin-

You just drove into F*ckville...

-turns full demon and lunges at Zeph-
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Postby Zephyr » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:50 pm

well this sucks

*generates as many clones as possible slowly causing the bubble to expand while im really just trying to keep HF away*
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Postby Hopeflower » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:52 pm

-wings grow huge ivory talons and start slashing at clones while I advance further-

A meaningless effort.
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Postby Zephyr » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:54 pm

dammitsS!

* creates a giant oversized mega lance that pierces HF through the heart*

*then another and another all piercing vital organs*

whew... that was close
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Postby Hopeflower » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:55 pm

-other little sister explodes-

-taps Zeph on shoulder-

Ya missed me...

-runs Zeph through with thin black sword-
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Postby Zephyr » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:59 pm

dam

you know this is way to early in the relationship im afraid ill have to break up with you

*snaps sword in half and heals wound before kicking offf of HF's face and landing on the other side of the bubble and blasts her with bolts of crimson energy*
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Postby Hopeflower » Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:02 pm

Break up? When were we going out? :P

-holds hand out, reflecting the energy back at Zeph while snapping the bubble into two impenetrable bubbles-
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Postby Zephyr » Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:06 pm

*matrix... dodges bolt*

i dont know i figured you were hitting on me you know how they say when a girl is mean to you that means they like you

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just kidding
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Postby Hopeflower » Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:09 pm

:roll:

I don't like guys yet. and I don't plan on finding a boyfriend. So you've got your facts wrong, dude. :P
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Postby Zephyr » Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:12 pm

heh

i said i was joking

*dark sword materealizes but better safe then sorry*
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Postby Doc 42 » Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:34 pm

*walks out of shadows*
here is my theory, if a girl is mean to you, she is a mean person. and thus, must be avoided at all costs
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