Supernatural Supremecy RPG

[Shade]

Diana rose her eyebrow at Carter. "Jealous," Nyx said. "I thought it was absolutely beautiful." Thanatos nodded.

[The Kingpin]

Drake chuckled at the suggestion Velkor gave him and said "OK, but afterwards it's time to move. we have plenty of time, but the sooner we're rid of Siete the better". he then looked at Carter. "Seems you're the only one who DOESN'T like it, Wolfy...just a little suggestion. learn to live a bit. the way you are now you have about as much of a soul as my magnum...and an even worse attitude". then, in an instant, it seemed Drake had turned from Brit to full blooded American in a heartbeat, his accent no longer even the slightest bit British, although it didn't sound very strongly as such in the first place, as he began to strum the tune Velkor suggested on his guitar. "Folks, i'm gonna sing a song about the American dream"...

[dinoman666]

"Wait wait wait, I'm singing this one!" Velkor hissed. "And Wisp is helping." "Awesome!"

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream.
About me, about you,
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests,
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts,
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know.

I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job,
I'm your average white, suburbanized slob,
I like football and (No.) fine... and books about war,
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor!
My wife and my job, my kids and my car,
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar...

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested!
(Oh no!)
No way!
(Uh-uh!)
No, I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense.
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane!

I'm an a*****e! (He's an a*****e, what an a*****e!)
I'm an a*****e! (He's an a*****e, such an a*****e!)

I use public toilets and I p**s on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime, saying "how about this heat?"

I'm an a*****e! (He's an a*****e, what an a*****e!)
I'm an a*****e! (He's the world's biggest a*****e!)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces!

I'm an a*****e! (He's an a*****e, what an a*****e!)
I'm an a*****e! (He's a real f**king a*****e!)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carrying on,
Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong...

Nah!

I'm an a*****e! (He's an a*****e, what an a*****e!)
I'm an a*****e! (He's the world's biggest a*****e!)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible,
Hot pink! With whale skin hubcaps,
And all leather cow interior,
And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights, yeah!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles per hour,
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds,
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers,
And when I'm done sucking down those greeseball burgers,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag,
And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side,
And there ain't a godd*mn thing anybody can do about it!
You know why? Because we've got the bombs, thats why!
2 words: nuclear f**king weapons, OK!?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want!
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square,
and it won't make a lick of difference,
Because weve got the bombs, OK!?
John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times!
That's how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, (Hey!) and Sam Peckinpah,(Hey!) and a case of whiskey, (Hey!)
and drive down to Texas and say.....
(Hey hey hey! You know, you really are an a*****e!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing this song, pal?
I'm an a*****e! (He's an a*****e, what an a*****e!)
I'm an a*****e! (He's the world's biggest a*****e!)

A! SS! HO! LE! Everybody!

A! SS! HO! LE!

...

I'm an a*****e, and I'm proud of it.

OOC: Anything with parentheses was sung by Wisp.

[Tediz]

Carter nodded at the Vampires. "Your opinions will be taken into consideration." He turned to Velkor. "... I kinda like that one."

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Rokhan grinned as he watched the human gasp for air. His arm was extended, holding the Cop into the wall by the neck with one hand. The cop was trying to reach for his pistol, which was on the floor.
"Heeeey Mon... Why you gonna go do that now? I was obviously hidin'. Chased me into a back alley! Now I dunno about you Mon but that seems enough reason for a little blood to me, don't you tink'?"

The cop wheezed out, breathing for air. "W... Wh... What are you?!" Rokhan laughed out harder. "That be a good question for someone in your position, I do suppose. Like I said, I was hidin'. I ran from you mon! Chased after me... I didn't want to be seen and I be seen. Now you gonna die. It be very simple. And to answer your question, I'm tha' bad guy. Hope you learn your lesson now Mon."

The Cop, still wheezing, asked him "What.... Lesson...? At that, he finally grabbed his pistol, raising it up as he pointed it at Rokhan. The Troll smirked, grabbed his Machete from his side and quickly slashed downward with surprising speed. The Cop screamed in agony as his entire arm was cut off, blood spewing in the air before he could pull the trigger. Rokhan could have killed him there and then with his Machete, sliced him good and be done with it. As the Cop screamed, Rokhan grabbed a Spear off his back. He walked up to the Cop, stabbing it through him.

The Cop was instantly impaled on the brick wall by a spear did not look strong enough to do it. Rokhan leaned in, whispering in his ear. "... Don' mess with the bad guy." He turned around and walked off, leaving the still screaming Cop to bleed to death as cars unable to see through the rain drove off outside the alley way.

[dinoman666]

Velkor grinned. "I knew you'd like it."

[Shade]

Nyx and Diana rose their eyebrows. Thanatos rose one. Then he started to applaud. "Well done, ladies and gentlemen you have just witnessed the premire of the "Immaturity Group"," he said. Diana and Nyx burst out laughing.

[dinoman666]

Velkor crossed his arms, glowering. "You people have no taste in good quality music."

[Shade]

"Perhaps not," Thanatos said. "But you know who am I to judge the wisdom and power of a second-rate demon?" Diana snorted and covered her mouth. "Burn!" Nyx cried.

[dinoman666]

"Second-rate?!" hissed Velkor indignantly. "I could kick your a** in five seconds!"

[Shade]

"Oh really, bring it on, big shot," Thanatos said standing up. "Hey, hey, we're going to fight in a few minutes we need to be in top condition and fighting with each other doesn't help," Nyx said stepping between them.

[dinoman666]

Velkor glared at Nyx. "You ruin all my fun..." he muttered. Wisp simply watched the confrontation with amusement. "And you call me immature..."

[The Kingpin]

"Hey you two. as much as i'd like to see you kick the crap out of eachother, we have a job to do. if you still have the energy afterwards, beat the stuffing out of eachother. i won't say a word. but it's time to go" said Drake as he put down the guitar and headed for the door...

[Shade]

Nyx only gave a cheerful smile. "It's what I do," she said and sat back down on the couch. "Someone has to be the maternal figure around here."

[dinoman666]

Velkor mumbled something under his breath, then followed Drake, Wisp tailing him.

[Shade]

Nyx suddenly realizing what Drake said leapt up from the couch and ran after them. "Shotgun, called it!!" she called after them. Diana and Thanatos shrugged and followed after them.

[Tediz]

Carter looked over at the Vampires. "Your face is immature... And in all honesty those two bumbling idiots are a lot more competent than you three sunburnt freaks..." He got up and went outside, following them. When he got outside, he found Gunther stumbling around. The Demon walked towards Carter for a moment, then stumbled, almost falling down. He came up to Carter. His pupils were dilated. "Heeeeeeeeeeeey Caaaaaarteeeeeeeer...."

Carter grabbed him, shaking his head. "Goddamn kid..."
He put Gunthers arm over his shoulder, helping him follow the others. He called at Drake. "Hey... Do you have room for all of us...?"

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Rokhan had returned after the Cop was dead, looking at him for a moment. He studied him, looking at his body. He wasn't sure if he should... He sighed, taking out his Machete. He walked over to him, raised it behind him and with one powerful slash, sank it into his neck. The head clean came off, rolling on to the floor. Rokhan looked at it for one moment, then picked it up by the hair. He grimaced, making a grossed out looking face. Disgusting little creatures. He opened a bag at his side, tossing the head in it. The rattling of skulls was heard as he zipped it up. He really didn't like taking regular Human skulls. They weren't hard to kill, he didn't see why he should take them as a trophy. Still, the human had bled to death on a spear. Even if he hated them, he should probably honor there death. Less he anger the Loa.

Turning around, he looked at the cars passing. He wasn't exactly sure were to go from here...[/i]

[TyrannoTitan]

A figure appeared before Dalvengyr, slightly shorter then he was, but made no attempt to hide its appearance. The demonic creature knelt before the hooded figure, rising soon after, staring into the dark hood indifferently. "A group of Imps were slaughtered earlier, my lord...a werewolf, from what their controllers say. Seems we have another rat to exterminate." the demon growled. "As always...make sure it is hunted down and eradicated. The master does not want any more delays...the area must be cleansed of this filth." Dalvengyr said simply, walking away from the demon, who quickly followed...

Thel'zan appeared behind the departing figures, some distance away, watching them questioningly. "Seems they are busier then previously thought..." the shadowy creature thought to himself, gliding off to investigate the rest of the house while they were away, wanting to collect as much information as he could before returning to Mephisto...

[The Kingpin]

Drake looked over his shoulder at Carter, shaking his head. "This is an SUV, not a minibus we're driving". he went down the ramp to the door by the garage, opening the unusual locking system and walking in, closing the door behind him. a few seconds later the roar of the engine could be heard, the garage door opening up and the land cruiser rolling out. he'd learned to ignore the Werewolf's comments. he was no threat, and, at his age, insults meant almost nothing to him. very few things could get on his nerves, though he preffered peace and quiet to chaos...

[dinoman666]

Velkor climbed into the backmost seat of the car, Wisp following close behind him. As they sat down, the older Demon hissed, "Where are we going, anyway?"

[The Kingpin]

"A warehouse in the city...we're gonna get rid of Siete and Zerenski" said Drake, Spencer, who had thus far avoided conversation, saying "Any Demons known to hang around those two? if it's just Vampires or regular thugs, things are gonna get boring pretty fast for me". "Not sure about Demons. there was a rumour going around that one of Zerenski's bodyguards was a Demon. an old one too. but don't worry. you'll have your hands full when we get there. these guys aren't infamous Vampire Lords for nothing"...